Hi, I'm Sam.

By day: I'm a walking skeleton encased in a blob of mostly water. By night: I'm the same thing, just sleeping.

Last updated: 2026-03-28 20:13

I'm originally from Ontario, but moved to B.C. about five years ago.
I'm AuDHD.
I used to be homeschooled, but swapped back to regular education in ninth grade.
When I was twelve I realized that there's no point to life and had an existential crisis. But then I discovered absurdism and now I laugh.
I have no plan for the future, I'm interested in too many different things to be able to pick a career path.
I hate nonchalant people.
I sometimes have beliefs that contradict with my factual knowledge, but both will be true at the same time.
I keep a notebook with lists of things to do, nice quotes, and ideas for my writing.
I try to only make things that I can be proud of.
I've died before, would not recommend.

Current status:

Just moved.

My interests:

autism, wittiness, a series of unfortunate events, stormlight archive, gravity falls, grafting, rock stacking, words, D&D, musicals, boating, Legend of Zelda, knitting, comedy, philosophy, socializing, the woods, authenticity, goldfishing, psychology, belonging, stugo, biology, improv acting, writing, summer camp, worldbuilding, climbing, whimsy, neanderthals, game design, bluey, wizards, blind mazes, learning, living, wandering, micronations, the owl House, notebooks, dodgeball, presenting, cellular automata, natural selection, singing, trebuchets, heptagons, dinosaurs and more.